A PHOTO

St. Patrick of the Booze, as first seen on St. Patrick’s Day.

Here’s the “prayer” that I wrote for it. Sacrilicious!

God (Hossa) Our Father,

You sent St. Patrick Kane of Booze to score for the glory of Chicago.

By the help of his goals,

May the Blackhawks beat the Stars tonight,

And may Blackhawks fans proclaim Your love to all men…

Except for Steve Ott

For he is a serpent in Your perfect garden

And must be driven out with extreme force –

Maybe with a John Scott punch or twelve.

Grant this through our Lord, Jesus Sharp,

Who lives and reigns with You in Chicago

Forever and ever (we hope).

Amen.

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    I love St. Patrick of Booze.
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